Ah, life on the ocean wave! Salt-scented air breezing through your widely stretched nostrils like sea water funneling through a frenzied shark gill as you broadly bestride your pitching vessel, rolling expertly with the swell, sails slapping in a brisk nor’wester, flying foam flecking the gunwale! What daring adventures lie beyond the bouncing horizon?! Aye lad, the promise of beaches never scarred by human foot! Ripe, sweet, unidentifiable fruits of such a heft they take two strong men to carry! And the women, lad, oh, the women! Flame-haired sirens of the night with lips like…

Children’s Inflatable 2 MPH Speedboat
“Daddy? Do you mean Mommy?”
Did I say all that out loud? “Yes son, I was talking about your mother. And we’ll be having hot dogs as soon as I can get this apparently incombustible charcoal to light.” I give the mound another liberal douse with lighter fluid. I look on proudly as my boy steers his Children’s Inflatable 2 MPH Speedboat around the pool with an inquisitive hand. He’s picking it up quickly.
Humankind was meant to be on the water. We spread around the planet by boat, so the first chance I got I bought one of these for my children. Get ‘em started young learning the ins and outs of watercraft, is my motto. And they don’t come much safer than this.
Safety First
The Outboard electric motor drives a safely-shrouded propeller with no exposed blades to injure errant youthful limbs. It can be turned 360° enabling reverse movement to get out of sticky combat situations, such as incoming water balloons or surprise water pistol attacks. (more…)




